Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Chila yaathra visheshangal...

Joli sambandamaayittu othiri yathrakal cheyyendi vannittundu. Athil palappozhum kittunna samayam muzhuvan urangi theerkkare ulloo enkilum chila samayathokke rasakaramaaya sambhavanaglum undaayittundu. Athine okke korthinakki oru cheriya vivaranam… Bore adippikkunnenkil kshamikkane ennu apekshichu kondu…

Paadam 1. Vishakkumpol bargain cheyyaruthu..
Orikkal Bangalorel ninnum Mumbaikkulla yathra (2004 il aanu), oru client meeting ullathu kondu late night flight aanu (ethandu 9:30 pm) select cheythirunnathu. Pakshe vicharichathilum kooduthal neram meeting neendathinaal thirakku pidichaanu airportil ethiyathu. Security check in njan chennappolathekkum boarding thudangiyirunnu. Indian Airlines aayirunnathinaal bhakshanam kittumallo enna chinthayil nere flightinu akathu kayari. Vishannittu kannum thalayum karangiyittaanenkil vayya. Uchakku neram vannam kazhikkanum pattiyirunnilla. Vellam vaangi kudichu. Pinneedu akshamayode oru iruppaayirunnu meals varaan vendi. Kaathirunna aa nimisham itha ethi.. Munpil okke koduthu thudangi.. Oru karyam njan shradichu.. aarodum onnum chodikkunnilla, oronnu eduthu kodukkukayanu (allenkil eriyukayanu ennu venamenkil anumaanikkam). Ente aduthu ethi, oru pothi enikkum, njan chodichu Non Veg ille? Illa Sir (avaru pinne ellavareyum Sir ennu vilikkunnathu kondu enneyum vilichu), Veg mathrame ulloo. Enikku venda(Kalyana Ramanil Innocent choru vilambunna scene kaanumpol enikku eppolum ee sambhavam ormayil varum). Avaru paranju Sir, vere onnumilla veg mathrame ulloo. Avaru nirbandichenkilum, aa nimishathe durabhimaanam kondu njan athu vaangiyilla. Non Veg illenkil njan kazhikkilla enna reethiyil. Jet Airwayso King Fishero aayirunnenkil avaru fruits enkilum kondu thannene, IC aayathu kaaranam anganeyum sambhavichilla. Vishappu ariyathirikkan vendiyaano atho ahankaram kondaayirunno ennu ariyilla, njan pettennu thanne urangi. Mumbaiyil irangiyittu aviduthe oru stallil kayari kannil kandathellam vaari valichu thinnumpol njan chinthichu ahankaaram kondum manushyaru ee bhoomiyil pattini kidakkaarundu ennu.

Paadam 2. Air India is the best.
Air Indiaye patti aalukalu nallathu pole kuttam parayunnathu ellavarkkum ariyamallo. Athe samayam ente abhipraayam mattonnaayirunnu. Internationalil Air Indiaye venamenkil kuttam paranjaalum Domesticil avarude service nallathaanu. Avarude landing orikkalum ariyuka koodiyilla. Athinu entethaaya oru karanam oru pakshe baakkiyulla pilots okke undaakunnathinum munpe pilots aayittu experience ullavaru aayirikkaam Air Indiayil ennathaanu. Kazhinja maasam Mumbai vare pokan book cheythappol manapoorvam Air India thanne select cheythu. Krithya samayathu thanne flight take off cheythu. Sadharana aduthirikkunnavarumaayittu samsarikkarilla enkilum, annu aduthirikkunna oralu ingottu idichu kayari mindi, ayalkku athbhutham aayirunnu Air India right timel pokunnu ennathokke, njan appol ayalude Air Indiayude Domestic service valare nallathaanu ennokke paranju. Oru pakshe ente pukazhthal okke kettittu ayalkku thonni kaanum njan Air Indiayude Marketing Head aanenno matto. Athu kondaayirikkanam kurachu kazhinjappol ayalu evideyanu work cheyyunnathu, ningalu transportation sectorilum project okke cheyyunnundo ennu chodichathu.  Enthayalum vicharichathilum nerathe flight Mumbaiyil ethi.. Landing aakarayappol ayalodu veendum Air Indiayude landinginte gunangal varnikkanum njan marannilla. Valare pettennanu athu sambhavichathu land cheytha flight rubber panthu pole mukalilottu therikkunnu. Randu praavashyam bump cheythathinu sheshamaanu athu runwayum aayittu poruthapettathu. Chammiya mughathode ayaale nokkiyappol ayalu paranju, Air India is best ennu. Ennittu oru swakaryavum paranju, ayalude aduthu irunnirunna pennu kayari chaadi kayari ayalude kayyil pidichathre ee ladning bahalathinidayil. Aa pennu aanenikil kayariyappol muthale njangale onnum mind polum cheyyathe ulla magazines okke vaayichu avalkku flight irangiyaal udane exam ennu thonnippikkumaaru jaadayil aayirunnu irunnirunnathu.. Enthayalum Air India angane avide oru nalla pani thannu. Pakshe ippolum athu oru ottappetta landing sambhavam enne enikku parayaan kazhiyoo. 

Paadam 3. Vishappullavanu muscle pidikkenda karyamundo?
Ithavana Jet Airwaysil aanu, King Fisher nirthiyathil pinne bhayankara nashtamaanu (kannukalkku..). 3 manikkulla flight aayirunnu Delhiyil ninnum Punekku. Lunch kazhichittu kayariyathinaal urangam ennu theerumaanichu. Flight attendantinodu already paranju enne vilikkaruthu ennu. Urakkathil eppolo aaro thatti vilikkunnu. Aduthirikkunna aalu aanu. Chirichu kondu food vende ennu. Urakka chuvadu kaaranam enthanu sambhavikkunnathu ennu polum manassilaayilla. Athinu munpe ente foodu koodi ayalu vaangi ente tray tablel vechum thannu. Oh ingane okke nammale sahayikkunna oralu innee bhoomiyil kandu kittuka koodiyilla. Foodine nokki kure neram angane thanne njan irunnu. Vellam mathram kudichu. Pinneedu fruits kazhikkan thudangi. Main course enthanennu polum nokkiyilla. Pastryum thodaan ulla moodu illayirunnu. Pettennu oru thondal, de munpu vilichezhunnelppicha aalu thanne. Main course kazhikkunnille ennu chodichu, illa ennu ente marupadi kettappol udane ayalu enkil athu eduthotte ennu chodichu. Aayikkotte ennu njanum. Ithrayum kalathinidakku ingane aarum chodichittumilla, angane chodichathaayittu kettittumilla. Ayalu athu kushal aayittu akathaakki adutha lakshyam pastry aayirunnu, athum santhoshathode njan koduthu, pinneedu chodikkuka polum cheyyathe ente acharum, tea / coffee setum kaikkal aakki. Ingane orale njan aadhyamaayittayirunnu kandathu.. avasanamaayittum ennu venamenkilum parayaam..

Padam 4. Lookil alla mone karyam!
Mumbai local trainil second classil aayirunnu aadhya kaalangalile yathra. Andheriyil ninnum Church Gate vare 8 roopa koduthaal mathi. First Classil ethandu 60 roopayolavum. First Classil checkingum kooduthal aanu. Train vittu kazhinjitte ivanmaru checking thudangulloo athinaal eduthu chaadanum kazhiyilla, pidichaal fine (kai madakku koduthu thalayooram, Mumbaiyude annathe gunam even oru Pan Parag polum kaikkooli aayittu Policekaru medikkumennu ullathaayirunnu. ) adikkukayum cheyyum. Orikkal oru aagraham First Classil kayariyaalo ennu, naattil ninnu vanna samayam aayathu kondum Hindi aarenkilum parayunnathu kettaal thanne thala chuttal okke varumennullathu kondum ticket eduthu yathra cheyyan thanne theerumaanichu. Angane ticketum eduthu First Classil kayari, ellam nalla formal dress okke ittu vallya karyathil Stock Exchangene okke patti samsarichu irikkunnavar. Oridathu irikkan seatum kitti. Aduthu oralu IBM laptop okke thurannu pidichu bhayankara typing (annokke laptop okke oralude kayyil kaanunnathu oru vallya sambhavam aanallo) , ariyathe ayale aaradhanayode njan nokkiyirunnu. Pettennu oralu vannu ticket chodichu, entethu kandathinu shesham laptop kondirikkunna manushyante aduthum avaru ticket chodichu, appol aanu aa satyam avide irunnavarkkellam velivaayathu, kakshiyude kayyil aake ullathu second class pass. Athum oru paadam..

Padam 5. Lokathinte ethu konilum oru malayalee undu..
Mumbaiyil vechu oru divasam local trainil yathra cheyyumpol enteyum koottukaranteyum idakkaayittu irikkunna aalinte kayyil Nokia 3510 irikkunnathu kandu. Athu irangiya samayam aanu. Ayalude kayyilirikkunna mobile colour display aanu. Koottukaranodu njan paranju, “Da, nammude idakku irikkunna aalinte kayyile aashaya vinimayathinu upayogikkunna yanthram undallo athu karuppum veluppum alla, nirangal ullathaanu”. Ingane paranjathu enthinaanu ennu vechaal nammude bhaashayil nammalu samsarikkumpol anya bhaashakkarkku undaakunna sandeham ozhivaakkan vendi mathram aayirunnu. Anneram avan marupadi aayittu,” Kollamalloda, ethra kodukkanam aayirikkum ithu pole onninu?” Udane idakkirunna aalu njangalodu randalodumaayittu paranju, “Ningalu ee phonente karyamalle parayunnathu, ithinu 6000 roopa aanu vila”. 
Athe pole ithe koottukaranumaayittu Vashiyil ninnum Panavelilekku pokan ninnappol oru TATA Sumo kondu nirthi trip adikkan vendi. Njangalu kayari, sthalam adukkaraayappol njan kootukaranodu chodichu “ethra kodukkanameda?”, 
“10 roopa kodukkam”
“Athu kuravalleda”
“Pinne athrayokke mathi, illenkil poyi valikkaan para”
Udane Driver,” Nee okke onnum thannillenkilum kuzhappamilla”.

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